Fluffy cat steals money from human's purse like a boss
Yep... you owe me money human. I bet the dog that he couldn't eat all your socks... and az you can tell... you still haz 5 socks remaining in your drawer... and the dog ultimately threw up the rest of your socks on the carpet. So, I won the bet. Stoopy dog sez that he will owe me money when he can... so I iz just going to take this from you and you can get your money back from the dog.
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