Cats respond to cat shaming pictures

Ok, I haz found this thing called "cat shaming" on the internets. What iz cat shaming you ask? It iz when humans take a picture of us after we did something "bad" and they write what happened on a peice of paper.

But I think that this iz not fair, and only shows the human's point of view. Which az we know, iz almost always wrong. So, I've reached out and found the cats in the pictures below and had them explain what happened in their own words. 

Yes. She waz up all night doing that paper. And that waz all night of not paying attention to me. Fear my wrath. 

- Pond

Ok, lemme explain. I just ate human's mexican dip it left on the table. When you haz to go, you haz to go.   

- Snowflake

She didn't buy my favorite munchies from the grocery store becuz it was too "expensive." And I haz just watched the godfather...so I made her an offer she couldn't refuse. 

- Diva

This iz exactly what I did.

- Zoey

....so... so that wazn't an insanely fast and shifty cobra that knew my every move?

- Champ

Can humans not see big picture? I want him fat and slow before I terrorize him. Thought that waz obvious.

- Ralph

Who needs a bath now human? 

- Shadow

Yes.

- Ralph

The squirell outside mocked me by being alive outside my window. I couldn't control my anger. I don't see how else I could of handled it besides banging my head and claws wildly around the house.

- Winston

And he could do nothing about it! Hahaha! I rule. 

- Cupcake

We haz reasons to believe that the mouse waz russian spy. I tried to get all neccessary information by using hostile water communications. Had to bury him somewhere where not even human would check. (Human's shampoo bottle)

- Picasso

I kill them before they turn into Godzilla. Have you seen a Godzilla lately? Exactly.

- Binx

Oh, its ok for human to watch me haz happy time but when I watch human do it I get the spray bottle.

- Whiskers

It greases my teeth for smooth and effective killing. And it tastes like happiness.

- Charles

Humans don't understand the magic behind boxes. Anywayz, I figured if I eat magical box I will become a magical... box. If only.

- Pixie Dust

Toilet paper provides perfect training for pouncing, pulling, biting, scratching, and thunder swiping. Plus, it makes human angry and that makes me feel warm inside.

- Susie

Fish think they are so smart swimming in their invisible force field and not letting me eat them. Well, good luck with your food supply gone.

- Garfield

If i fits, i sits. 

- Simba

He likes my human. But human iz mine. War iz upon us. Dead mouse in coffee mug should do the trick. 

- Spider

Human starves me. Food bowl iz only filled three times a day. I sometimes go hours with out eating! Especially when I iz sleeping. I haz to sneak into fridge and lick everything I see to hold me over.

 - kitty

I went to the virgin islands once. Now they're called the islands.

- Furball

This iz just a reminder that the house iz mine and my power should never be questioned. Human rushes to pick it up and places object somewhere else. It's the little things that make life wonderful. 

- Willie

Thought that was Nesquick. I placed in humans milk for a few months... 

- Charlie

I don't see a problem here. My butt iz cleaner than human's entire body.

- Leona

I'm planting a sock army. I will rule them and they will make me king. Human feet beware!

- Sprinkles

They just don't make humans like they used to, am I right? Sigh.

- Theo

Curiosity didn't kill the cat this time...

- Trouble and Mischief