You think your scotch tape of evil can stop us? Never!

Human iz always complaining about me getting up on hiz desk and doing cat stuff (sitting, sleeping, knocking stuff over, being awesome..). He yells and shouts and cries... which just makes me want to go up there even more. 

But this time, the human tried to discourage me for good...  and used this sticky clear substance that I can only assume is a wicked creation out of human dark sorcery. This means war, human. WAR. 

-Sammy