Cat pulls off female human's bikini... innocent? Or iz there more to the story?
Alright... so I haz to come clean. It waz made to look like I iz just a dumb kitty who happened to swipe at the female human's bikini and haz it come off. But... the male human... the one video taping... pulled me aside a few seconds earlier. He offered me two cans of tuna to just swipe the bikini string. TWO CANS OF TUNA. I didn't even ask why... I immediately went and ninja swiped that bikini string like there waz no tomorrow.
Female human laughed it off... and the male human and I split a tuna sandwich and some high fives afterwards. Pleasure doing business.
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