Alligator iz no match for my ninja skills
Hello, my name iz Cupcake. (Ugh, humans.) The oversized lizard haz come into my territory (I iz a cat so az you know, my territory includes wherever I please). We exchanged a few words. First, I waz like "Hey, beat it. This iz mine. Thank you." And then he goes, "Make me."
Woah. The nerve of this lizard. He stares at me and hiz buddies in the back are eggin him on. Oh, not on my watch.
So, I sez to him "Listen pal, you got 5 seconds or I'm gonna go crazy cat on you. You don't want crazy cat." The lizard fellow freezes for a second but doezn't back down. So, I starts to count down. I can smell the fear. Its intoxicating and the crazy cat madness starts to take over. I take my mighty death paw and expose my claws of terror.
And with my tremendous gaze of death, the lizard knew he waz in trouble. Then boom! I show my lightning fast ninja swipe (don't worry, I didn't hit him. If I did, he would have exploded from the pure force of my power). He ran faster than my human when I leave a half dead mouse in her bed. I rule.
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