Humans, listen to our cries of injustice!

I haz come across the sad diaries posted on the internets. It iz a struggle, and I just want to let cats around the world know that we can overcome. The humans are odd creatures that we must coexist with, and it iz not eazy. 

For example, my human doesn't like dead roaches on the kitchen table. Crazy, I know. It baffles me, so I keep doing it until he learns to love it. No luck yet, but he will break soon. 

- i iz cat