Girlfriend said boyfriend would never see the cat if he came over, then this happened.

You haz been selected.

When this human came over hiz girlfriend's house, she warned him that her cat would probably be hiding from him and never come out. But then...

"My girlfriend said that I would never see her cat, Rager. The first time I came over, she returned from the bathroom to this. She was baffled," reddit user BlackRims said. 

"You don't haz to dump him," the cat said. 

This human haz been chosen az a friend of cats. A message to the girlfriend - this one iz a keeper. Trust me, we know these things. 

via reddit.