20 cats who like to keep you company while you sit on the throne
Using the bathroom?! Cool! Let's make it a party.
1. "So, what's new?"
2. "This iz our fort now. Forevers."
3. "I iz not sharing this spot with the doggie. No way. Finders keepers."
4. "What? You iz my best buddy. We iz supposed to hang out forevers. And I mean forevers."
5. "Can you quiet it down up there? I iz trying to nap."
6. "What? Don't make this weird. Just enjoy my company."
7. "Don't mind me. I just like to stare at you the entire time because I love you. And you look funny."
8. "I now claim this underwear az the land of kitten!"
9. "You done? But I iz not done napping. So... you iz gonna haz to sit there for a little bit longer."
10. "I think your pants shrunk. When I waz a kitten, I had a lot more room to fits."
11. "Shhh. It iz nap time, human. Sheesh. Know your boundries."
12. "Why iz your tail in the front? And why iz it so short?"
13. "I like to come here to plot my world domination. I get my best ideas when you poo."
14. "So. Tell me a story or something, stoopy. Don't be boring."
15. "We should get some liver treats and a food bowl in here. Might az well make it a second home."
16. "So, while I haz you here... I killed the hamster. By accident of course... um... sorry?"
17. "Courtesy flush would be nice, you barbarian."
18."You need to get comfier underwear. Do you expect me to fits and sits in such conditions?"
19. "If you sh*ts, I sits. It iz cat law. We haz to do it."
20. "This iz fun. Aren't you glad you left the bathroom door open?"
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