20 cats who love to shush people (and a few doggies)
Yeah... stop... stop talking. I iz over it.
1. Shhhh. No more words.
2. Okay. You iz done talking now.
3. Did it sound like I waz finished meowing in your face, human? Don't be rude.
4. Stop complaining. Go do something useful, like filling my food bowl.
5. No more stoopy selfies.
6. No kisses. I will let you know when you can kiss me.
7. Sigh. Humans will never learn will they?
8. Shh! The human haz no proof we flooded to toilet. Shut your stoopy mouth and act like a professional.
9. I iz trying to sleep. Stop yapping.
10. Not only do I not feel like hearing you, I don't want to even look at you. How dare you take me to the vet?
11. This iz my toy now. You tell the human on me, and there will be problems. Got it, stoopy?
12. Don't ruin the moment by talking, human. Let's enjoy the silence together.
13. I don't care if you got a new boyfriend. Unless he brings me treats.
14. Your wrinkles confuse me. Iz you an old wizard or something? Do not put a spell on me wrinkly doggie wizard.
15. Sigh. Just go to sleep human. You can annoy me tomorrow.
16. Your breath smells like poo. Probably because I saw you eat your poo a few seconds ago.
17. Nope. Just nope.
18. I know I iz cute. You can put me down now, okay?
19. Double rejection. Nope and nope. I iz done with both of you today.
20. You too! Shush!
Sometimes we just need you to shut up already!
(H/T) huffington post
Commentscomments powered by Disqus
The Stages of a Cat's Yawn
Looking in the mirror
Going to the bathroom when you have a cat...
This cat wears glasses to help kids feel more comfortable with glasses
When you want to be lazy with the cat
What the cat thinks about privacy
Dogs vs. Cats on Christmas
Snitches get stitches
The Cat vs. The Tree Beast
A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care Of Your Human