Human thinks she mastered the cat language.....

This human starts meowing and believes she can speak cat... but.... she waz not.

Well, I lied. She waz speaking cat... but it made absolutely no sense whatsoever. 

She meows... and here iz what she iz saying in cat language."Waffles? Yes I iz spoon. Where iz box and syrup? Goodbye and tongue sprinkles. How iz why taste poop. Waffles? Waffles...waffles...waffles.... spoon."  We came to check on her becuz we thought she went insane... and that there may haz been waffles for us to eat.