13 hilarious photos of cats hoarding precious human relics

Hoarders: Cat edition. 

1. Oh, so you can collect stoopy coins but when I start my own collection... I iz the one with the problem?

2.  Yes... I just like to stare at them and call them my precious over and over.... iz that weird?

3. Um... uh.... those... those iz not mine. Just... just promise me you won't hurt them?

4. And we still haz nothing to play with!

5. You found my stash... I'll haz to kill you now. 

6. Alright... I've could haz sworn I left the couch right against the wall like it always iz... somebody iz on to me...

7. So... you found my pirate secret treasure. What now? A battle to the death for it all? I will not part with a single piece. 

8. I waz gonna give it back... I waz just looking over them for a while... like forever. 

9. These bags just understand me, ya know? 

10. Haz I seen your hair ties? Nope. I only haz my cat chewy rings here. Sorry. 

11. Um... if you didn't want me stealing your stuff, you shouldn't haz left your door open when you sleep. Sheesh. 

12. What? My lips get chapped... and I like to haz options. So, sue me. 

13. I figured this would help me summon that fat elf that wears the red jumpsuit that brings gifts. I need some new cat trees... and I can trade him the doggie for it. 

Iz your cat a kleptomanicat? Let us know!

Hazah!

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