Animal shelter creates used 'cat' salesman ad to promote their assortment of 'pre-owned' cats

Biscuits to the face

Do you want fur on these?

If you're not willing to be a fool, you can't become a master

When there's a monster under your bed...

When the cat watches you clean her litter

Feed the wire through the hole... what could go wrong?

Don't leave your butter on the counter when you have a cat

When your cat thinks she's a lioness

Looking at the stars

Trying to tie your shoes when you have a cat...