15 cats who are definitely plotting your murder

Waiting for the purrrfect moment to strike. 

1. "She's been doing this all week with knives of varying sizes. Not sure how much time I have left."

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2. "After these chin scratches, you're mine. But... after the chin scratches."

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3. "Ever heard of the Blair Witch? Well, she had a cat."

A photo posted by Snow (@snowkhanoom) on Oct 9, 2015 at 8:17am PDT

4. "One more step, and the giraffe gets it."

 

A photo posted by louisa cranston jacobs (@louisalorin) on Oct 5, 2015 at 4:01pm PDT

5. "The view up here is marvelous... for killing."

 

A photo posted by Mikayla Dominutti (@mikayla707070) on Oct 4, 2015 at 7:35am PDT

6. "How dare you hold me like a stoopy baby? Tonight, you'll 'trip' down the stairs by accident."

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7. "I've been meaning to talk to you."

 

A photo posted by JackyTease: Radio After Dark (@jackytease) on Oct 2, 2015 at 1:38pm PDT

8. "Here comes the new boyfriend. I call his legs, and you go for the face. Sound good?"

9. "Have you seen the movie Psycho? We should totally act that out... I call being Norman Bates!"

 

A photo posted by Jasmine Kimieye Graham (@kimieye) on Oct 10, 2015 at 10:24am PDT

10. "Why don't you take a seat? Hehehehe."

 

A photo posted by Nathan Hoying (@nathan.hoying) on Jul 11, 2015 at 7:44pm PDT

11. Soon.

12. "Everything floats down here, Georgie."

13. "Heeeeeere's kitty!"

14. "Evil, thy name is me... but some people call me Sprinkles."

 

A photo posted by Miss Priss (@the_other_grumpy_cat) on Oct 10, 2015 at 6:07pm PDT

15. "Oh, you forgot to fill my food bowl? That's funny. Because I forgot to turn the gas stove off."

It's best not to resist. Give in to your feline overlords if you want to live. 

(H/T) buzzfeed