She looked guilty for a split second, then continued with her rampage

This is what happens when a hyper kitten is left unwatched in the bathroom...

She's got some explaining to do... :)

"Oh... um... hey, human. I can totally explain."

"You see, there was...a bug! No, um... a squirrel... a mutant rabid squirrel that wanted to eat you while you showered all nakey. So, I defeated that stoopy bast-... wait... oh mufasa! He's back!"

"Don't worry, human! I got him! I'll protect you!"

"GAH!!!! HE'S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF, HUMAN! TELL MY FOOD BOWL... I LOVE HIM!"

We're not sure if that's what actually went down, but you have to give the kitten credit for trying. 

:)

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