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10 awesomely cheesy pick-up lines from cats

My human needs to use these. He haz no game.

Enjoy.

1) "Iz we in a litter box? Cuz I iz diggin you."

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2) "My vet sez I iz lacking in vitamin U."

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3) "Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle"

4) "Iz you a bag of treats? Cuz I wanna sample you."

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5) "I iz not high on catnip, I iz just intoxicated by you."

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6) "My love for you iz like a hairball... I can't hold it in."

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7) "Iz you part beaver? Cuz daaaaam."

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8) "Can you take me to the vet? Cuz you just took my breath away."

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9) "Do you live in a corn field? Cuz I iz stalking you."

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10) "Haz you been sleeping on the computer? Cuz you iz hot!"

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Via: Catster & Buzzfeed

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