10 awesomely cheesy pick-up lines from cats
My human needs to use these. He haz no game.
1) "Iz we in a litter box? Cuz I iz diggin you."
2) "My vet sez I iz lacking in vitamin U."
3) "Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle"
4) "Iz you a bag of treats? Cuz I wanna sample you."
5) "I iz not high on catnip, I iz just intoxicated by you."
6) "My love for you iz like a hairball... I can't hold it in."
7) "Iz you part beaver? Cuz daaaaam."
8) "Can you take me to the vet? Cuz you just took my breath away."
9) "Do you live in a corn field? Cuz I iz stalking you."
10) "Haz you been sleeping on the computer? Cuz you iz hot!"
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