10 awesomely cheesy pick-up lines from cats

My human needs to use these. He haz no game.

Enjoy.

1) "Iz we in a litter box? Cuz I iz diggin you."

2) "My vet sez I iz lacking in vitamin U."

3) "Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle"

4) "Iz you a bag of treats? Cuz I wanna sample you."

5) "I iz not high on catnip, I iz just intoxicated by you."

6) "My love for you iz like a hairball... I can't hold it in."

7) "Iz you part beaver? Cuz daaaaam."

8) "Can you take me to the vet? Cuz you just took my breath away."

9) "Do you live in a corn field? Cuz I iz stalking you."

10) "Haz you been sleeping on the computer? Cuz you iz hot!"

Via: Catster & Buzzfeed