Curious cat discovers fake raven, hilariously questions everything (Gallery)
A man captured the confused look of his neighbor's cat, Frank, when he discovered a fake raven... and Frank loses it.
"What the bloody hell is this? Is this... is this a f*cking fake bird I've been stalking the past hour?"
"You see this don't you? ... why? If this is fake... what else is fake?"
"George? Is that you? George?... are you real?"
"Are you a part of this George? Working for the ministry or something? Are we in the matrix? George?? Answer me for the love of Mufasa!"
"Nothing is real... and if nothing is real... that means I'm... free? Free to do whatever I want whenever I want... and no more consequences! Up on the counters! Free to claw the drapes and the couch with no upset humans! Free to eat as many fishy treats as my heart desires! No more vet! No more fear!"
Sadly, things did not go as planned when Frank went home to do all the things he set out to do in his new free state of mind.
After dancing on the counters and clawing the drapes and couch, he ate the entire bag of fishy treats and his humans had to take him to the vet to help him with his tummy ache.
He now sits in his cat tree, questioning the meaning of life while wearing a tin foil hat on his head.
Lesson of the day: don't tease your cat with a fake bird outside.
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