13 things you've rather been doing in stead of watching the presidential debate
Watching the shouting orange gorilla pig man debate with the creepy robot woman was... well... sad for all of Ameowica.
Here are 10 things you've rather been doing instead of watching the presidential debate...
1. Get kisses from the human.
2. Get stuck in a jar.
3. Get high as a kite on cat nip... where your mind is on another planet.
4. Hide in the smallest box you can find... and pray for it all to be over.
5. Willingly go to the vet.
6. Battle the bedsheet monster.
7. Get a human job.
8. Play dress up with the little human spawns.
9. Willingly take a bath.
10. Shave your fur so you look like a fluffy bobblehead.
11. Wear the cone of shame.
12. Get your teefies brushed.
:O
13. Hibernate until next election.
Sorry, Ameowica.
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