How my pets would help if I hurt myself

The thought has probably crossed every pet owner's mind at some point, "How would my pets help if I hurt myself?" Would they run for help and gallantly return with a team of rescuers, or would they just sleep peacefully through my untimely demise? In this iizcat comic titled, "How my pets would help if I hurt myself", and uhm, based on true events unfortunately, we illustrate the difference between Minnie's and Dany's reactions to seeing me in need of help. The older I get, the more often this happens, but luckily I can always depend on the dog to help me out or for the cat to at least keep me company if I am hurt. What would we do without our pets?