21 words that mean something different when you iz a cat
Yep... you humans haz it all wrong. ALL WRONG.
1. “Box”
What it means to humans: A hollow cube to store things in.
What it means to cats: Something that must be climbed in and conquered.
2. “Bed”
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What it means if you’re a human: A piece of furniture especially designed to sleep on.
What it means if you’re a cat: Pretty much anything.
3. “Prey”
What it means if you’re a human: What a hunter hunts.
What it means if you’re a cat: Anything that moves. Leaves, string, spots of light, human hands. And sometimes a still thing that looks suspicious.
4. “Litter tray”
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What it means to humans: A place where cats are meant to do their business.
What it means to cats: A place where you sometimes, but not always, do your business.
5. “Laptop”
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What it means to humans: A portable computer.
What it means to cats: Something warm to sleep on.
6. “Newspapers”
What it means to humans: A daily record of the previous day’s events.
What it means to cats: Something humans lay on the table when they want you to sniff their faces.
7. “Toilet roll”
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What it means to humans: What you wipe your bum with.
What it means to cats: Something that must be unravelled to the end.
8. “Washing”
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What it means to humans: The act of cleaning something.
What it means to cats: The act of licking every part of oneself noisily, usually just as humans are trying to sleep.
9. “Mirror”
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What it means to humans: A piece of glass in which to view one’s own reflection.
What it means to cats: Where the devil cat lives.
10. “Rain”
What it means to humans: A regular type of weather in which small drops of water fall from the sky.
What it means to cats: The absolute worst.
11. “Fancy dress”
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What it means to humans: Putting on different clothes than you normally would.
What it means to cats: A form of punishment inflicted by humans.
12. “Window”
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What it means to humans: A glass portal that separates inside and outside.
What it means to cats: TV. Where one can watch squirrels and birds if it is raining.
13. “Woolly jumper”
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What it means to humans: A warm top made of wool.
What it means to cats: An evil claw-catching thing that humans wear.
14. “Sofa”
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What it means to humans: A soft bench.
What it means to cats: A scratching post.
15. “Sunlight”
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What it means to humans: The light that comes from the sun.
What it means to cats: A wonderful source of heat to bask in.
16. “Table”
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What it means to humans: A piece of furniture for working or eating at.
What it means to cats: Something that must be completely clear of things at all times.
17. “Sleep”
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What it means to humans: A deep rest that occurs for around eight hours at night.
What it means to cats: Your main activity. At least 16 hours a day is required.
18. “Alarm clock”
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What it means to humans: A machine used to wake you up at a chosen time.
What it means to cats: Poking a human in the eye two hours before they would otherwise get up. So they can feed you.
19. “Love”
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What it means to humans: Deep meaningful affection.
What it means to cats: When a human obeys your every demand.
20. “3am”
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What it means to humans: A time to be asleep.
What it means to cats: A time to run from one end of the house to the other. Maybe also to meow for no apparent reason.
21. “Human”
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What it means to humans: The species that you belong to.
What it means to cats: The species born to serve you.
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