Dear Diary. I found the internets.
Hello. I iz cat. The human haz left for work. I did normal routine: groomed myself for hourz and slept on furniture I'm not allowed on when human iz here. But human haz left laptop open, and I decide to see why human iz always on it.
I haz found the internets, and this laptop iz some sort of space time travel machine that takes you to the internets. I vomited on humans pillow from pure excitement. I haz come to conclusion the internets is for the taking. I will rule this internets and make awesomeness. The invisible force field is strong, as my claws can not actually touch the internets, but I have made scratches so it might be weakening.
Human must not know I iz on the internets, or I will get the spray bottle of terror. But I will spread my reign of cat awesomeness and superiority. Hazah!
- i iz cat
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