Waffles the Terrible explains hiz infamous failed jump....
Ugh. So humans caught me at not my best moment. This waz a training exercise for becoming a fierce killing ninja. I waz in the elements... freezing cold conditions... and the human car waz super slippery. Like super slippery....
I caught myself the first time due to my crazy fast reflexes and awesome concentration. Then az I collected my wits and focused, I leaped forward only to go nowhere at all... which baffles me. My legs are killing machines and I should haz easily cleared the leap by a 1000 feets. Easily. So I haz come to the conclusion.... it iz the humans fault. And they will pay. I will do my best to meow at the top of my lungs at 4 in the morning and run around az loud az I can until they go insane. It iz a just punishment.
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