Biscuit explains why he iz scared of Mario theme song
Alright listen.... say you iz just minding your own business... and all of a sudden there iz a soundtrack to your life just blaring for all the world to hear. Like you walk into a room... and it iz the type of music that iz letting you know... something bad iz about to happen.
Well that iz exactly what happened to me.... the human had video camera out... which I knew meant something not funny waz going on. I could only assume they haz betrayed me and a giant devil demon mutant squirrel waz ready to blast me with a lazer gun. I mean... what else could it haz possibly been.
But... you did get to see my pretty sweet jump moves... pretty awesome, huh?
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