Cat foils burglary and saves human!
So, this waz about a year ago. I waz laying with my human on the bed, when I heard a noise from the back screen door.
Right away, my cat ninja senses kicked in. I waz like, "Woah. I know the sound of the screen door. I stretch my claws on it every morning..." And I knew that it iz only the human and I in the house. So I immediately start screaming at the top of my lungs my warrior shout and braced for battle. It waz so intimidating that even I poofed up my tail.
Human gets up all panicked and calls the cops but the evil burglar haz already ran away. But we didn't need a human cop. I waz ready. I would haz clawed hiz toes right when the evil burglar stepped foot into my home. Then I would haz done ninja karate chops and ultimately buried him in my litter box. I rule.
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