Lost cat returns home a lot fatter after spending 3 years in a pie factory
I waz just doing my normal roaming and being awesome... when I found a pie factory. Yes.. a pie factory. Immediately I went to investigate... well... I guess I lost track of time... and uh 3 years went by of living at the pie factory... and murdering and eating delicious pies. It waz awesome.
I waz even hired az a taste tester and made good money... but management and I got into some creative differences. I guess a "tuna pie" or a "dead mouse behind the oven and half eaten flies pie" were too awesome for them. So I smashed my face into one last pie... and returned home.
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