19 reasons cats iz the original boss b*tches!
All iz true... our awesomeness really iz second to none. Not even close.
1. If you piss them off, they have no problem smacking a bitch.
2. They do whatever the hell they want.
3. They clean themselves, no beauty products needed.
4. They essentially use humans as their food slaves.
5. They cuddle on their terms only.
6. They basically have you begging them for attention.
7. They make famous works of art look even more impressive.
8. They twerk harder than anyone.
9. They remind you on the regular not to fuck with them.
10. They’re totally comfortable and confident in their own bodies.
11. They’re not shy about how insanely smart they are.
12. They refuse to sit with you unless you pet them.
13. The world is their catwalk.
14. They’re literally dressed in a head-to-toe fur coat, and it is fresh to death.
15. They look fierce as hell in hats.
16. They are the master of the resting bitch face.
17. Their Halloween costume game is ON. POINT.
18. They give zero fucks about getting cat hair all over your new black pants.
19. They don’t need anyone. Especially not you.
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